Posted 4 hours ago

gay-of-demonic-charm:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

Is this a night vale singles ad

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

importantbirds:

please look at this important baby birb

Who is it it is the small catte me a cat I am squek not brip but kittem pat pat
Posted 4 hours ago

fudgemonkeycreations:

For those who didn’t know:
She-Hulk’s ending in Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds features Phoenix and Edgeworth …along with this little gem. 

Posted 4 hours ago

sassyiestcasinthegarrison:

lucimoosey:

dean-at-heart:

anastiel:

OH YES LET’S JUST MAKE A SUPERNATURAL THEMED OUIJA BOARD SO WE CAN SUMMON SPIRITS.

THAT’S A FUCKING GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!

(x)

THERE’S NOT OVER 200 EPISODES TELLING US THAT THIS IS A BAD IDEA OR ANYTHING

NO. DO NOT. EVEN. FUCKING. THINK. ABOUT. IT

YES

Posted 1 day ago

computeruser-computerloser:

When you die and go to hell, this is the computer you’re forced to use.

(Source: commodorez)

Posted 1 day ago
prozd:

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

should’ve been this instead

prozd:

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

should’ve been this instead

Posted 1 day ago

daeneryus:

I’M SHOUTING SO LOUD RIGHT NOW SCULLY JUST CIRCLED SOMETHING ON A COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A MARKER???? WHO DOES THAT???? I HAD TO PAUSE THE EPISODE BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. IMAGINE THE GUY THAT COMES IN LATER AND HAS TO ATTEMPT TO WASH THE RED MARKER OFF THIS EXPENSIVE PIECE OF GOVERNMENT EQUIPMENT LIKE “FUCKIN’ FBI AGENTS THINK THEY’RE SOOO SMART YOU THINK THEY’D BE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW NOT TO WRITE ON A COMPUTER SCREEN WITH A GODDAMN MARKER”

Posted 1 day ago

jrcmxtm-art:

so the double cherry power up in super Mario 3-D world allows you to create clones of yourself to run around with.

However the first one to get hit disappears so it is possible to remain with one that wasn’t the original.

I had a real existential crisis with JP playing this game.

Posted 2 days ago

8/15/14 - Shia LaBeouf leaving the gym in Hollywood.

more like SHIA LABUFF AMIRITE

(Source: daily--celebs)

Posted 2 days ago

This just in Tyrelle is a nerd

Posted 2 days ago
Who are your Dragonborn's children?
Anonymous asked

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

braith and that little blonde girl from rorikstead who had the mean bitch sister. I don’t even remember her name. I just adopted them to have something interesting to do and then immediately regretted it. 

90% of the time, Po just keeps them stowed away in her falkreath house with Lydia as the steward and only visits when she wants to steal the shit they keep in their treasure chests for alchemy purposes.

and then there was the time po accidentally punched their pet rabbit cotton in the face and killed it and then this ensued:

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they didnt speak to my dragonborn for three days

Posted 2 days ago

prozd:

owlerart:

So the new 50 Shades of Korrasami trailer looks good

This is the only thing that’d get me to go back to this show.

Posted 3 days ago

bartolomeothecamibal:

corneria is my favorite map

Posted 3 days ago
deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift